J's Gems-isms

J's Géms-isms→the wit and wisdom of yours truly, J

currently discontinued.

1/8/10

Start a new year fresh by not looking at random psychobabble.

PAST J'S GEMS-ISMS

7/16/09

Each time you go shopping for groceries or anything, take along a reuseable or burlap bag. Paper is a waste of trees, and plastic bags end up in landfills or dumps--for thousands of years. If you have to, request a biodegradable bag or container. They disintegrate much faster, but it's still better to bring your own.

7/17/09

How to win someone's respect: Try asking about the person's interests or hobbies. Ask about them. That way, you show that you are interested in them and are not currently thinking about yourself.

7/18/09

A simple phrase of why people act the way they sometimes do: because they can.

7/20/09

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

7/22/09

Buy stuff that is recycleable. Just look at the number in the triangle at the bottom of every container. Then recycle it!

8/10/09

If you feel that you annoy a person, stop. It is probably from boardom.

8/13/09

Crave something often? Eat nuts.

8/22/09

Warm up your brain in the morning! When you brush your teeth, count the number of times you brush each tooth.

10/12/09

Take your time. After all, slow and steady wins the race!

11/13/09

Go with the flow, unless the flow doesn't like chocolate.